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The cheap and easy hangover preventative
the big supplement companies don't want you
to know about…
No expensive preparations or hard-to find ingredients. No complicated recipe to slog through. No harmful substances to cause you trouble later.
Just a few common things you can get at your supermarket…in fact, you may already have them in your kitchen cupboard. Yet they can prevent last night's "fun" from becoming the morning-after from hell.
- So safe…babies, pregnant women, and sick people can take it.
- So effective…supplement companies are selling similar formulas.
- So inexpensive…it'll cost you less than a dollar each time you use it.
Had enough ruined Saturdays?
If tossing back a few drinks is part of your weekend routine, you're undoubtedly familiar with the consequences. Headache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea…just about everybody old enough to drink knows what it's like to have a hangover.
And nobody thinks it's fun.
Here's what Wikipedia has to say about it:
A hangover (veisalgia) describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy consumption of drugs, particularly alcoholic beverages. The most commonly reported characteristics of a hangover include headache, nausea, sensitivity to light and noise, lethargy, dysphoria and thirst.
Hypoglycemia, dehydration, acetaldehyde intoxication, and vitamin B12 deficiency are all theorized causes of hangover symptoms. Hangovers may last up to two or three days after alcohol was last consumed.
An alcohol hangover is associated with a variety of symptoms that may include dehydration, fatigue, headache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, weakness, elevated body temperature, hypersalivation, difficulty concentrating, anxiety, irritability, sensitivity to light and noise, erratic motor functions, trouble sleeping, lack of depth perception and/or hair loss.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time," you say…
All this unpleasantness starts when your blood alcohol levels start to fall. Alcohol is a sedative, so your body reacts by releasing various neurochemicals to stimulate your brain—to help you get going again.
These neurochemicals cause a rapid pulse, nausea, tremors, and light and sound sensitivity. The worst symptoms occur when blood alcohol levels reach zero—likely to be about the time you're getting up the next day.
...and then you regret it.
Each person metabolizes alcohol differently. So how fast it takes you get to that zero level depends on your liver. Genetics and gender play a role, but on average, a person's liver metabolizes about one ounce of pure alcohol per hour.
And when it's finished doing that…headache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and all the rest.
Pretty bad, huh?
Hangovers…once a necessary evil, now a fuzzy memory.
What if you could just skip this step and get on with your weekend plans?
Good news—now you can. A cheap, safe, and effective hangover preventative is within your reach. You probably have these items in your kitchen right now! If you don't, you can pick them up at the store on the way to wherever the party is happening.
All you need to prevent that ugly hangover is…
- sugar
- water
- a banana
- a multivitamin
Remember from the Wikipedia article?
Sugar for your hypoglycemia.
Water for your dehydration.
Banana for potassium, which is severely depleted by heavy drinking.
Multivitamin for your vitamin B12 deficiency. (Of course, you can take B12 or a B-complex vitamin. But you're more likely to have the multivitamin on hand.)
We call our formula Hangover Bypass.
All the good stuff—
but none of the harmful ingredients that
other hangover "cures" contain.
Some anti-hangover preparations contain ingredients that are actually harmful to you if you've been drinking. Hangover Bypass does not contain any of those harmful substances. It contains:
No acetaminophen—which has been linked to liver toxicity.
No aspirin or ibuprofen—which can cause stomach irritation or bleeding.
No charcoal—which can deplete your nutrients.
Just sugar, water, a banana, and vitamins.
The first two ingredients on the list—sugar and water—you can find in sport drinks such as Gatorade®, and Pedialyte® for children. See how safe it is? Babies, children, pregnant women, and sick people can safely take these things.
You simply take them before you go to bed. Not the next morning—when the damage is already done—but before you go to bed.
Hangover Bypass has no side effects.
The great thing about Hangover Bypass—besides the fact that you can get it anywhere—is that it's not a drug. It's not even an herbal preparation. There are no side effects. Even if you don't have a hangover, the ingredients are all good for you. (Unless you're allergic to bananas, of course.)
No extra work required.
Sure, you could make one of those exotic morning-after smoothies you can find demonstrated online. But then you'd have to clean up the kitchen. (Who wants to do that when you wake up feeling crummy?)
Our remedy is…
- Safe.
- Cheap.
- Effective.
- Easy to find.
- No cleanup (except throwing away the banana peel).
- Even if it doesn't work—it's good for you anyway.
And here's the kicker:
So-called hangover remedies that sell for as much as $15 are made of the same ingredients! (And some have those harmful ones as well.)
But here's the real bonus…
We're not selling you anything. We're giving you Hangover Bypass for free.
There it is, right there: sugar, water, banana, and vitamins.
We’re hoping you'll come back and visit again to see what other valuable information we have to share with you.
Never miss another important event, work, church, or anything else that matters to you because of a hangover.
Steve and Lisa
Fitness Solutions for You
P.S. Everyone is different, and Hangover Bypass may not work for you. Remember, though, these ingredients are good for you anyway, so--unless you have a sensitivity to one of the ingredients--you have nothing to lose and plenty to gain.
P.P.S. Always drink responsibly. Observe the legal drinking age in your state. Never drink and drive. If you're pregnant, please don't consume alcohol.
P.P.P.S. Fitness Solutions for You and its authors accept no responsibility for the drinking behavior of any users of this website or the information contained herein.
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